Asgard Brew Tour Questions

Holy fuck you are a bunch of inquisitive beer drinkers!  From the launch of this blog I have been receiving a slew of questions not only about the beers and places that we have reviewed but about us as well.  Many of you have asked similar questions so I figured that I would get a few of them out of the way...

Who the fuck are you guys and what is with the whole Asgard deal?
I often forget that there are still many people out there who don't know the history of Asgard and have not followed our success in the fantasy football industry.  I will give a brief history here but if you want a more in depth profile I encourage you to pick up the full length book Asgard:  Fantasy Football, Norse Mythology and a Few Psychos From Jersey!  I am sure you all remember the Norse religion from history class in high school.  Well, in fact what your classmates mocked was in fact true!  Odin, Loki, Thor etc were the true Gods who ruled over the earth!  Warriors died and went to Valhalla where battles commenced daily.  Where the history books got it wrong was that the Gods perished during the great battle of Ragnarok... THANKS LOKI!  In fact, I the mighty Odin fell into a deep slumber during which the memory of the Gods turned into myths.  When I and Thor awoke we gathered up the souls of our fallen brother deities and roamed the earth as spirit, lets face it... our bodies were pretty fucking decayed after all those years!  We searched and searched for suitable bodies to inhabit but it was pretty pathetic picking amongst you common humans.  Finally, we found a few flawed individuals who had a fanatical competitive spirit, and basically took up residence inside.  We unfortunately had to retain some of the personality traits of the humans and eventually became what we are today.  The days of our magic and super powers are gone for now but they will return once we return the glory of Asgard to humanity!  From the start of our participation in fantasy football it has grown exponentially.  Through our partnership with the NFL what was once a hobby is now a lifestyle!  Now, we take on beer!  Why... because we like it!

Why the hell are Odin's reviews so damn short and void of description?
Listen, even with a dose of humanity I am still the top dog mutherfucking GOD!  If I say the beer is good.. what more needs be said!  Actually, it is a valid point and I will attempt to get somewhat more in depth occasionally!  If you want more detail go to beer advocate and fuck yourself!

Who the fuck is Sergio?
The God Aurvandil travels with us on our quests for top notch beer but is a man of few words!  Who knows if you will ever actually hear from him.  He is also a bit of a fucking moron and used his human name when registering for the blog!  Me and Loki are working on correcting this.

Keep the questions coming and I will answer them when I feel like it!  Thats the best that I can do!