Official Statement on Charlie Sheen

There have been questions arising as to whether Charlie Sheen has joined the Asgard Brew Tour.  I would like to state emphatically that Mr. Sheen has not joined the brew tour!  With readers worldwide it is quite possible that he or one of his porn star girlfriends may have come across this glorious blog.  It is very possible that the attitude expressed by Mr. Sheen in recent interviews may be influenced by the rantings on our site.  We however take no official responsibility for Mr. Sheen!  As he has recently stated, he is a rock star from Mars, not a Norse deity!